I don’t want to be a queen, I want to be THE queen.Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
Well hey, it’s gotten bad enough that I wish I’d gone inactive for this semester.